January 10, 2004
the funniest thing in st. elmo
for those of you who may not live in the heart of st. elmo, you're certainly missing some great entertainment. in case you can't tell, this is a custom-built trike, with a big fat (or is it phat?) stereo on the back. cd player mounted on the handle bars. best ridden at slow speeds, looking as tough as possible.
these kids clearly think they're the baddest thing on the planet, but little do they know they're pretty much the funniest thing around, although I certainly admire their ingenuity and creativity. but the joke fades when they're blasting profane and vulgar stuff at high volumes within earshot of toddlers. nevertheless, they're a constant source of entertainment, as there was four of them around this summer. as soon as school started and the weather cooled it quieted down, but today we had one come down the street. to make it even more absurd, this guy has taken to walking his contraption down the street in leu of riding.
Posted by bobw at January 10, 2004 06:16 PM
Is that a car battery attached to the stereo speakers, which seem to be cleverly cased in those plastic storage bins you buy at Wal-Mart? In my best Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek: "Simply astounding."
I had thought that I was the funniest thing in St. Elmo, but I now concede that distinction. That's just awesome. I'm also really fond of Okie Dokie Market #5, which exists despite the conspicuous absence of Okie Dokies 1 through 4.
Oh man that kid cracks me up, and also annoys the snot outta me, 'cause it SOUNDS like CRAP.
My fav St. Elmo...uh idiosynchrasy(sp?) is that butt ugly car with the what looks like a dog house build onto the back. It's white and its rusted and it's beatup and there's some kindof dog house on the back. It's often parks on 43rd near Coptix. That annoys me too.
Man I just feel bad for the lady with the dog house car. She used to work at Mr. T's, and I think she has a kid!
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